Despite the usual practice among players, when you are all in against another player there is nothing more you can do to win the hand. Unfortunately, we can not see these faces when it comes to online poker playing… but the faces of players when they are playing online are even funnier as they are not seen by the rest of the players.
Usually players do some stupid things like standing up from the table and others tighten their ass and put a constipated face which is hilarious but will not work at all to win the hand. Actually, seems like poker has something to do with the act of evacuating yourself (still looking for a scientific explanation about that) because for some hands or situations, some players put faces related to them. For example the above mentioned constipated face is not only used when a player is all in, also when he is playing actively a hand and is drawing for a difficult hand to hit. Looks like they think that by doing this the right card will come out of the deck… but the only thing that may come out is methane gas from their arse.
Other toilet related face is when a player is clearly bluffing. For some reason they put a face like if they were about to crap their pants and need to go to the toilet urgently. Actually when the hand is finished some of them rush to the toilet, not sure if they need to evacuate themselves or not…
Einstein said “God does not play dice with the universe” and this can also be applied to other gambling games. God is not playing poker and is not gonna help you in your hand so, the praying face and putting your hands together is useless to make the other player to either call or to fold your hand. It also doesn’t work to help your hand to be improved by the last card in the river… as far as we know, god isn’t gambling.
Other typical face is the angry face. Getting mad and shout at the computer will not work to force the other player to fold or to call your monster hand… relax baby, relax. It won’t be the first player crashing a keyboard against the table because he didn’t like the action of another player at the tables.
No matter the face you put, you are not going to improve your hand nor you are gonna force your opponent to make the move you want. If you are playing online poker, you can record your face to have some fun later… you won’t believe you were able to put that kinda faces!!
